we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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