I must be too annoying 4 u.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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