How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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