In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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