just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
ttyl tear gas
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
