we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
His nipple licking is glorious
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