am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Oh god it's open bar.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
