I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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