All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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