I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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