high people should be assigned attendants
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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