There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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