To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
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i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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