they need to just BURY HIM!
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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