hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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