SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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