found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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