i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You may now shotgun with the bride
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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