Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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