Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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