Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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