Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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