If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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