The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
handjob tips. give me some.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
