He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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