drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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