well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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