I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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