The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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