quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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