Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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