Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
They took my balls.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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