They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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