that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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