Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.