Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.