Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
