Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Don't make out with my wife yet
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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