i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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