I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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