i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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