She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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