on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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