ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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