Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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