there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
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