i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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