i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
It's blow job season.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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