Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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