Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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