I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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