Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
vagina is talking i cant
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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