Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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