We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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