If i come over, it means nothing
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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