Wow word travels fast.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
false alarm. still invincible.
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then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
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This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?