I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.