Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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