And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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