guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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